HAV, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DECLARE A TIE?

Rather than censures and revotes and public invoking of commissioner fiat, give the 2009 Weinberg award to the composite player, Derian Parfrinez, who set basically every SFLOI record ever by batting .488 with 33 home runs and 172 RBI and 196 runs scored, while also going 32-13 on the mound.

Seung, don't be so damn candid on the internet anymore.

Problem solved.